Innocence....

Innocent:
(n.) The state or quality of being not chargeable for, or guilty of, a particular crime or offense; as, the innocence of the prisoner was clearly shown.
(n.) Simplicity or plainness, bordering on weakness or silliness; artlessness; ingenuousness.
(n.) The state or quality of being innocent; freedom from that which is harmful or infurious; harmlessness.
(n.) The state or quality of being morally free from guilt or sin; purity of heart; blamelessness.


sounds a lot to define something so simple a word..
we use so often...
well, in certain cases we explain our foolishness to understand a joke as innocence..
just as in this case where:


A new police officer has just joined the investigating department, and put on a new case. 
He was supposed to interrogate the lady about the how the burglar had entered according to her and match the findings.. The conversation went so...
 Police officer: Morning lady, how are you today? //thinks in his mind...as told by sir 1. start with compliments///
Lady: What??? How would i be?!!! ///Mad fellow, i lost all in a night and he is asking me how am i?///
Police officer: Fine lady, so what were you doing last night? Were u alone or by yourself?
Lady: Alone,...!!! right..???!!! And I had my dinner, went to loo, then went to study room, then watched TV till 12 and then slept on the sofa..
Police officer: Hmmm.../// well, old lady has a long list of things to do..///
Lady: ya ya thats it... Ask about the thief...!!! /// this guy seems to sleeping////
Police: Yes, my lady just a minute. so, what did u say?
Lady: I did not say anything, so, far...
PO: ya ya, sorry...!
so where did the thief come in?
Lady: from the stairs above..
PO: could u show me??
Lady: come with me...
////they go to the stairs///
PO: this is the stairs...
Lady: Yes..
PO: So, these stairs go to the basement???
Lady: yes..
PO: SO you say that the stairs went down to the basement?
Lady: Yes..
PO: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Lady: what the...?!!!


There are times when we crack a joke and our friends just looks plain blank at us.
An we end up trying to explain them desperately, to relieve ourselves of the misery... :)
so all those reading this reminiscence those moments of your life and leave them as comments... i will be delighted.


if u feel they are too personal or cannot put in words just enjoy reading these lines...Quite amusing..
"Imagine there were no Hypothetical situations.."
"Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a minute; set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life..."
"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't"
" Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak"
"Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way when you insult him, you'll be a mile away and also have his shoes"
"What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from the prison? A small medium at large"
" I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger when they closer..! and then it hit me..!"