Saturday, March 19, 2011

If the T.V. is given a mouth piece to express..

HI,
You the one sitting in front of me. Well, its nice to have someone looking at you and paying undivided attention to your words and things u do.. Guess, you have no choice either.. Well, this is some reminiscences of my life...
The day i was made and the technician passed me with a O.K., I was packed and shipped to the appliance store in a mall. It was a huge store with many of them who resembled me so close that i had a inkling that i was one of those lucky people who were born with a twin or may be an exception where i was born with rather a lot of people; where the word twin looks a small word.
Fine, twin or no twin i got company, the shop guy everyday puts some of us on plug and ran a channel which played songs. At, the moment i dint know who spoke or never heard my own voice clearly, as everybody was on their own song and it was ruckus in there.
Days passed by and people of various shapes and size came, saw and went by. Some times, i had these meddling kids licking ice-creams and chocolates who tried touching me with their dirty sticky hands, bless that supervisor who stopped them from doing so..
Then, one fine day it finally happened i found a buyer. Oh, he was very particular about every feature of mine. Had lot o questions which got cleared also.. then he looked closely at me as a last check and i stared back at him blankly..after which he finally said O.K.
Here started our association. The moment the supervisor went to get the bill, he checked his appearance on me... Boy, he had a rotund tummy which on my screen looked all the more protruded.. poor soul tried pulling it in. No chance buddy its out and it will stay so. Then, i got packed again and sent to his home.
 Well finally, Home Sweet Home... I reached his place got mounted on my stand first, then got fixed in the wall.. after which i got a view of the room i was in..where in i see myself facing a couch and a wall.. The wall showed this guy has been married. Well, it doesn't bother me. Then, guy gets the technician plug up all the things and starts me up.
I was played the whole night, which told me his tummy story. He ate his food and sat glued the whole time there in front of me.. Man get a life.. get up take a walk and see things around you other than me..BUT NO..!!! He sits with the wrapper of the crisps, chocolates, and what not around him and sometimes the blanket also is brought in and a night is spent troubling me.
Once this guy was watching a match and here comes his wife.. Tells, him about a outing, to which he had to accompany her. The conversation went so..
Wife: "hey dear, u remember that lady i introduced u to the other day??
Guy: Hmm.. Hmm..
Wife: Well, we have a party to attend thrown by her.
Guy: Yes..
Wife:Will u come with me?
Guy: Yes.. Yes..
Wife: You are coming rite..?
Guy: (Watching the batsman go for six and miss exclaims..) Oohh oh.. What!!!!
Wife: Are u coming?
Guy:  ya... YES...
Wife: She notices him carefully and asks "What did i ask u jus now dear??"
Guy: Huhhh... he returns her question with a blank expression..
Wife: Have you been listening to me at all???
Guy: Ya Ya.. i was...and goes silent
She stands in between me and him and asks him "What was saying, did u even listen half of it?"
The guy just shirked and nodding a NO, moved her aside from in between us..
What ensued after that was a Battle close to a World war.. 
All said and done he is back watching the match..
A day or two later the wife does same thing purposely and does not make the dinner and keeps the guy hungry for the night..
He sat in  front of me and her cursed her through out the night; Whereas, she snored her way through it..
Funny people...!!! don't know what should be kept as priority and what not.. I am here and might go off another day.. But, for once u can look at that people who are meant to be with you and trying to get your attention.
Life is one which is lived for others and not wasted for lifeless objects...
Well, it doesn't mean that u keep me completely off.. I got a purpose too.. Use me wisely...
So long so far... Bubye.. keep changing... 

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