The English Craze

Everyone around here wants to converse in English.

Much like the phrase "Walk English, Talk English.."

Some of them desperately hanging on to be the ENGLISH end up being the

funny bone to others. Anyone wondering to join a laughter club, can prefer to spend an hour with

such a person and stomach wrenching laughter riot is assured.

have a sample:

1st lady: Hi, U knws that lady beside ur house?

2nd lady: ms.xx

1st lady: yessu, ade u knw she working anta..!

2nd lady: ekada?

1st lady: emo..!

2nd lady: asalu matter what anta?

1st lady: u do nots knws? hers husbands stays at homes anta. and doing all homework anta.

2nd lady: lucky X.. my husbands not doing any work,all time only ordering only..

1st lady: my husbands too same..

hmmm hhmmm..

@2nd sample:

A: Arey,Machi u gng to class na?

B: Na, U going na?

A: Arey, Mama that pori u knw thoppu she'll be..!

B: who? 3rd benchi.. roll no.20 na?

A: ha, ya ya.. she only..

B: she looking good na..

A: Ya Ya.. looking looking..

/// same girl comes along the way///

B: Arey, mama coming coming...

A: WHO? Professor na? //tries to run//

B: oh, nee that girl ra...!

A: oh ok.. em this girl na?

B: Ya, bt, u telling about that girl na?

A: who? what?

B: mama, this girl not that girl..

that girl good this girl very good...//smiles dreamly/

A: hey, u tell that girl, this girl confusing me.. I not understanding anything ra..

B: shsssh... she coming..// girl passes doesnt look at them...///

A: hey, too much mama.. she's knows u likes her, still, she not looking at you and yesterday i see her at cinema with another boy..

B://surprise/// what saying??? hmmm.. Bad luck...

A: ya, you not house dog nt street dog now...

B: arey, she not then some other.. na??!!

A: YA YA...